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The eco-minded do their best to “turn that frown upside down” in the face of melting antarctic ice, loss of species richness and a host of enviro calamities nipping at human heels. We see the glass half-full with developing alternative energy technology, the rise of bike-sharing programs and consumer adoption of local food consumption. Well, every so often there’s that fleeting moment when it’s hard to hide the dark frustration that lies behind even the brightest of bright green smiles: impossible to open plastic packaging, un-green gadgets, planned obsolescence, toxic vinyl billboards touting the next new that you need now. Please enjoy the satirical light shined on the state of cradle-to-grave design & consumption, courtesy of The Onion, beneath the fold.

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